Grease 3: The Slickening

Rare as it is that I post twice in a day, this most definitely warrants it. A friend of mine sent me a link to a product on Amazon. The product, a 55 gallon drum of sexual lubricant, is now discontinued.

At first, I must say that I was somewhat taken aback, considering the sender is a woman who is not my wife. However, she also wrote a note with it, stating that I should skip down and read the comments. First, I’ll post the item description for you:

What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again!

Now, I’m no stranger to activities that require lube, but for fuck’s sake, 55 gallons?

Anyways, I started reading the comments, and they are filled with such gloriously hilarious and irreverent stories, that I was locked in and laughing my ass off!!! Seriously, this item’s reviews are packed with more laughs than Dane Cook could elicit, even back during the 3 1/2 hours when he was actually funny.

So go to that link and read some reviews, I promise you won’t be disappointed. For those doubters out there, here’s a sample:

178 of 188 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Hazard for cats
This is a hazard! I’ve already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it’s not what you think. Don’t be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos.

Enjoy, you filthy sickos…